Those of you who haven’t turned your back on the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise, listen up; this may rack your minds for a little bit.

Sega, you bewilder me: You’re a company that birthed the phrase “console war” with such innovations as the Dreamcast’s unique memory… thing, and yet you lost. You have some of the most random, but memorable cast of characters, like an intergalactic hero composed of green balls and a comic book artist trapped in his own [...]